Corporate life is not a job. It is a low-stakes war fought in Slack threads, status meetings, and calendar invites that should have been emails.The Art of Corporate gives you 50 funny, practical rules for surviving office politics, building influence, protecting your time, and getting ahead without becoming the person everyone avoids at happy hour.Inside, you’ll learn how to: Handle difficult coworkers without losing your mind Win meetings before they happen Say no without sounding like a problem Spot pointless work before it eats your week Build a reputation as the person who gets things done Leave work at 5 without setting your career on fire Part Sun Tzu, part corporate survival guide, this is for anyone tired of pretending a three-hour meeting about “alignment” is normal.Read it before your next performance review. Or your next meeting that could have been a Slack message.